Meno-WHAT?

Remember 5th grade health class...when we got the 'talk'. It was the highlight of the year. I have no idea what they told the boys in 5th grade, but for the girls it was all about our body and the changes that were occurring...aka puberty. Menstruation. "Yippee skippee!" Seems like we talked a lot about it. Read books about it. (My favorite: Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret, by Judy Blume.) Most of our mother's talked to us. Or older sisters. Or our friends with older sisters. We all plenty of information (albeit, most of it was likely inaccurate.) We survived puberty and became grown women. Many of us became mothers, ourselves. And we talked to our daughters about puberty.... Then we turn 50... and something awful starts to happen. Chin whiskers appear out of nowhere. Gray hairs stick up from our scalp like alien antennae. We sweat at night. Profusely. We want to do bod...